Highest Scoring Team ($15)
Burt Macklin Ninja in Training
Coach Brat10
169.92 pts
Highest Scoring Player ($7)
Children of Jackos
Coach Zach
Drew Brees - 40.54 pts
Pickup of the Week
(of pickups that were started)
Threat Level Midnight
Coach Anton
Ryan Tannehill - 26.16 points
Free Agent Pickup
High Bid of the Week
The Malpractice feat. Ivey
Coach Brady
Giovani Bernard - 19.60 points in Week 3
$69 Waiver Pickup (Season High)
Bench of the Week
Scallon Express
Coach John
Calvin Ridley - 40.5 points
Benched for Nelson Agholor - 6.40 points
FitTRAGIC reared his tragic head to start the game last night against the Steelers, and although it was quickly washed away by some Chris Angel-level FitzMAGIC, it was long enough to keep the #1 power-ranked Hype Zone at bay, meaning that the Commish pulled off the upset largely thanks to his Player of the Week 40-deuce from Drew Brees. LET’S GO, BABY. The 142-30 win over Ewoldt prevents the Commish from starting the season 0-3, and keeps his playoff hopes alive. Ewoldt, sitting at 2-1 now, tied for first place with Jesse atop X-IA, who just clutched another big win over Nick 144-127, shouldn’t be too phased; however, especially after receiving the big bad ZEKE from Jesse in a trade on Saturday, along with the GOAT Tom Brady. Assuming, of course, the Patriots will turn things around like they always do, Ewoldt has one heck of a team assembled.
Jordan, heeding Big Brett’s advice, got the complementary boost that corresponds, as Boyd, Mike Williams, and Rams’ Gurley and Woods combined for 108 pts, leading Big Brett’s Flag Football Stars to a 166-103 pillaging of Joe’s Stranger Bros.
Jordan’s thunder was stolen a bit by the come-behind out-of-nowhere team performance of the week, Burt Macklin ninja in training’s Mike Evans putting up 26 in MNF led the team to a 170-point game, a 50-point victory over the Scallon Express. Brat10’s team, perhaps also responding to Big Brett’s calling out their coach, responded in kind, although perhaps defiantly.
Jesse said it: “The DD&B are loaded.” Jord, Brat10 going huge this week, but you also have TC “The Trash Man” getting a big win over Chris this week, 139-116, to remain one of the two undefeateds (bonus points for grabbing the Bounty from Chris), and you got the reigning champ, Jack, who came back down to earth this week, but who is 2-1 and still has the highest PPG in the league at 143. That’s a really good division.
The team to best Jack this week was, of course, the unlikeliest of undefeated teams, The IFL Stars, who won a surprisingly low-scoring affair 114-104. Curtis’s QB Garoppolo sacrificed himself for the team’s win, tearing his ACL after putting up a valiant 22 pts. But guess who Curtis has stashed away on his bench…
Drafting Baker in the 15th round, dropping him almost immediately, and then picking him up again in Week 2, Curtis now possesses the most exciting rookie QB in the NFL, who unanimously is thought to have looked incredible in his debut against the Jets. Curtis really is a genius. And I both hate him and love him for it.
Former champs must not be capable of going 0-3, as Big Buck Brady nutted up and staved off a comeback from Anton, winning 120.04-116.90. X-IA is another strong division, so remaining just one game back is big for the Malpractice ft. Ivey.
Dirty Doc & the Boys have another great week and extend their lead. X-IA has a decent week to get above five hundred. BSC looks bad.
Division Overall W-L:
DD&B: 116-64
X-IA: 93-87
CdS: 84-96
BSC: 67-113
Only three predicted Hype’s lost to the Commish’, and your boy was one of them. Another perfect week. Get on my level, yo! Nick was the only other picker to even get 3 right.
Lot of good stuff this week. Keep it coming, boys.