Highest Scoring Team ($15)
Bucknaked Bradys
Coach Zach
184.25 pts (2nd highest point total by any team this season)
Highest Scoring Player ($7)
Big Brett’s Big Year
Coach Joe
Drew Brees - 40.1 pts
Pickup of the Week
The C-Team
Coach Tony
Ryan Tannehill - $0 FAB
27.54 pts in Week 14
High Bid of the Week
Curtis’s High Speed Explorer
Coach Nick
Patrick Laird - $1 FAB
12.6 pts in Week 14
Bench of the Week
Papa Jord’s
Coach Jord
Zach Pascal - 18.9 pts
Benched for Jonathan Williams - 0 pts
The playoffs start off with intrigue, as the 30 point favorites, Brett’s Regrets narrowly dodge Curtis’s High Speed Explorer, 110-108, but get clipped by the mirror, as Mike Evans and Mark Andrews go down Sunday. Andrews might still play Week 15, but Evans is out for the remainder of the playoffs. Adding insult to injury, Drew will move on to play the runaway train that is TC & Don’t Mess with the Zoquon, who are now the highest scoring team in the league, and have averaged 147 PPG over the last four weeks.
On the other side of the bracket, the anticipated rematch of the Doritos Bowl goes to the Scallon Express, again, though this time a little closer, being within 5 points of each other until the final minutes of MNF, and finishing off Jack 123-109. Scallon, who’s been silent on the matter of the hogged Doritos, clearly let’s his on-field work speak for itself. Scallon will go on to play Jesse and the semifinals, which means that we will mean that we will have new blood in the IFL Championship this year, as neither coach has been to the big one.
Farewell to Jack & Nick, two playoff regulars, and good luck to our final four: TC, Jesse, John and Drew.
Championship Playoffs
Consolations
TOURNAMENT TO NOT BE LAST
Down to two, for our IFL Loser of the Year. Curtis vs. Anton. Matchup of the century.
Here’s the possible punishments proposed by Best Team contest winner Drew:
Give a cash prize to the winner of the consolation bracket.
Take SAT
Run a 5K in a taco costume, must eat three crunchy tacos supreme at 1st mile marker, two crunchy tacos supreme at 2nd mile marker, and one crunchy tacos supreme at 3rd mile marker. League Taco participant can only drink Mountain Dew Baja Blast to wash down his shame.
Buys 1st and 2nd rounds of drinks for next year’s draft party.
Panhandle for next year’s league fees.
a. Winner chooses location
b. Second place chooses outfitLivestream themselves doing a full nfl combine workout.
Stay in a McDonalds for 24 hours. Each McChicken ate subtracts 30 minutes.
Caddy 9-18 holes for the league winner. Taco buys the brews.
Run for Congress. Fill out all the necessary paperwork
Write 1,000 page essay about how great the league winner is.
And an excellent outside idea from Jesse:
Remake the Antonio Brown video about loser’s own life.
Watching Nick in Pick ‘Em is like watching a roller coaster, but going 3 for 4 this week with full wagers on, he’s now on top after a neutral performance from Curtis. Jesse fails his one wager this week and it costs him. Drew climbs up into the 30s, tying Brat10.
Semifinals here we come.