Week 12 Recap

Highest Scoring Team ($15)
Helm's Deep Archery Club
Coach Jesse
160.94 pts

Highest Scoring Player ($7.50)
Dirty Mike and the Boys
Coach TC
Julio Jones - 50.80 pts (highest individual performance of the season, 2nd in IFL history)

Pickup of the Week
(of pickups that were started)
The Mexi Turbo
Coach Curtis
New England Patriots DEF - 18.56 points
Picked up from waivers

Bench of the Week
For Folks Sake
Coach Hunt
Robby Anderson - 32.60 points
Benched for Jeremy Maclin - 1.60 points


3 guys clinch, 2 guys take a dump, and 4 guys are prairie doggin' it.

Jordan and Brat10 are officially eliminated from the playoffs. The pre-season favorite Birds of WAR have the 4th highest PPG for the season, but with the #1 power-ranked team in their division, and losing 2 out of 3 to finish the season, including a heartbreaker against the Scallon Express in Week 12 (102.18 - 107.92), the Birds of WAR couldn't rack up enough victories to stay in the fight. Brat10, with the 2nd lowest PPG in the league, amazed everyone by even being in the conversation at this stage. Alas, after losing two in a row, he finallys joins the ranks of the fallen, and enters into the hunt for the Consolations. 

The #1 Bellhops (9-3) have clinched the Dirty Doc & the Boys division for the first time in their history, and have officially earned a first-round bye for the playoffs after a very clutch comeback victory over PRISON MIKE 2020, after being down nearly 50 points, the Bellhops rallied with Bell and Hopkins to win 115.48 - 109.34. Congratulations on winning the division and earning that coveted first-round bye, Jack!

Nelson was able to ward off the Julio Jones 50πŸ” from TC, eeking it out 135.70 - 134.14, clenching the BSC division  and a playoff bid for the first time ever. A loss would have been disastrous, as he would still have had a scenario where he didn't make the playoffs at all. Congrats, man.

The Upper Decker pulled off a clutch upset against the Flaming Red Hot Gingers 145.75 - 141.90 thanks to monster games from Marvin Jones, Gronk and Watkins to keep his playoff hopes alive.

Gustin's loss this week means he and Nick are each one of the prairie dogs, neither here nor there, both vying for the remaining wildcard spot. The two never played this year, which means the tiebreaker will come down to most points scored on the season. So that means that Nick either has to win this week, and have Gustin lose, or win this week and if Gustin also wins, outscore Gustin by 77.09 pts. Got all that?

Curtis is a clincher, making the playoffs for the 2nd time ever by grabbing the top wildcard spot, after humiliating Brady's Bench 149.30 - 68.36. Congrats, fellow Cul-de-Sacker. With Ewoldt's loss, that opened the door to Brady's Starters, who took full advantage, handling Kelce if you can easily, 127.34 - 93.72. That puts them tied at 5-7 for the X-IA division, with Brady holding the tiebreaker. Ordinarily we would schedule a division championship, but since Brady and Nick are scheduled to play each other in Week 13, it's not possible. That means, in order for Ewoldt to take the division, he'll need to win this week while Brady loses. If Brady wins, he's in, regardless.

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2 spots up in the air and 4 teams fighting for them. It's sick, really.


Nothing much new here. The CdS look poised to finish as the best division in the IFL for the 3rd time in 4 seasons. 

Division Overall W-L:
CdS: 409-311
DD&B: 368-352
BSC: 363-357
X-IA: 300-420


Jesse and your boy go 4 for 4, as Curtis falters at the top of the heap. Nick takes advantage, tying for first, as Jesse and Chris close the gap. 

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Last week to prove your metal. 

The Commissioner