Highest Scoring Team ($15)
Shirt Brothers
Coach Jord
167.69 pts
Highest Scoring Player ($7)
Goffpocalypse
Coach Austin
CMC - 50.70 pts
I’m telling you, man, Austin, AKA Little Richards, and Goffpocalypse is a team you need to look out for. The man just has a flair for the dramatic. You may recall his 2021 team, the Snyder Cut, who started off the season 0-4, and then won their next 5 games. They finished out the season 6-9, but the momentum they sparked carried over to last season, where they clinched the playoffs for the first time and went all the way to the semifinals.
Now, after a 0-3 start this season, Austin has picked up his first win, thanks to a ridiculous 50-burger from the 4th overall draft pick CMC, beating Chris 121-87. But here’s the scary part, Austin now has the highest point average in the league, the best all-play record, and the lowest standard deviation. He’s power-ranked 5th for a reason folks. The Goffpocalypse is real.
His brother, mind you, is not really a team I want to play either; however. The Rams-centric Shirt Brothers just posted the most points in the league this week, laying the wood to T-Hunt 168-127, and body-slamming his way back to 2-2.
With Qualley losing an absolute heart-breaker to Drew, 109.20 - 109.35, and TC getting a couple 30-bombs from Montgomery and Diggs to knock out Jesse 153-119, Papa Jord’s division is heating up, and all but Austin sit at 2-2.
Meanwhile, in the Boy Scout Cyclones, No Nonsense Nelson gets some great production from Hurts, Pacheco and DJ “The Truth” Moore, and despite Brady’s best performance of the season, sends ALL-TIME D to 1-3, and the mailman climbs to 3-1. The Scallon Express shows no mercy for the injury-riddled Dierks’ Heathens, just plowing over the Commish’ as he’s using his walker to brave the crosswalk, winning 107-95, and also climbs to 3-1. With the aforementioned Drew winning as well, that puts 3 teams at 3-1 in the BSC.
Nick takes advantage of the Commish’s loss, loudly proclaiming to the world that he prefers sardines and ketchup, doubling up on the Doc 125-60. Nick now owns a one-game lead in the Cul-de-Sack. The Doc feared the worst for Tee Higgins, who suffered a rib fracture this week, but Tee isn’t ruling himself out for Week 5, so that tells you a lot about the kind of heart, or appetite rather, is on Tuna with Mustard.
With the Doc and Good Tanner Hunting both losing, that means that our lone undefeated team, the Course Rangers, who won a grinder against IFL’s 3-Peat Pick ‘Em Champ, 99-63, is also the only division leader with a two-game lead.
Things are heating up, gentlemen.
Papa Jord’s has a breakout week, and go from 3rd to 1st, as X-IA falls down to earth.
A pretty middling week of pick ‘em, as Austin was the lone picker to get even 3 out of 4, but correction from last week: it was Chris that snuck into a tie for first, not Qualley. Qualley had already been tied going into Week 3. So last year’s pick ‘em champ Chris is picking up where he left off.
Bijan with that Dijon